First Spell

I hadn't meant for it to be permanent.  I mean, I never used a spell

before, and I didn't understand some of the cautions that were in

that book.  But I used the spell, and I guess it is really my fault that

Ron is now stuck as Ryoko.

Ron wasn't really a bad roommate.  He never made much noise.

Sure, when some of the music of the old Russian composers

came on that classical station of his, he would turn the volume

up, but since I knew I played my music too loud too often, I never

said anything.  And Ron helped keep the place clean, and he was

also a pretty darn good cook.  But, in a nutshell, Ron was boring.

He never wanted to go out and party.  He never wanted me to have

parties here at the apartment.  What a party pooper.

So one day I happened to be in the library, and I wandered into

the old book section.  I didn't have any reason to be there, I was

mainly just bored that day.  And there it was, the Book Of Spells.

I took the book out to one of the desks and began to go through

the pages.  There was some pretty cool stuff here, so I asked the

librarian if she had any scratch paper.  And a pencil.

One of the spells seemed perfect for Ron and me.  I mean, if I

could turn him into a girl for a night here and there, things around

the apartment would be a lot more interesting.  I was even getting

a hard on just thinking about it.  That night as we finished supper,

I took the paper with the spell written on it out of my pocket.  I

figured the dishes could wait.  I needed some sex.  I spoke the

words and the spell worked.  Ron became this cute little Asian

hottie.  I couldn't wait to get her into the bedroom.  And believe

me, we had some good sex that night.  Lots of it.

But then when I tried the reversal, something didn't work.  Ron

was still this girl.  I hurried back to the library and found that same

book of spells and looked at it again.  There in fine print was the

explanation.  The reversal wouldn't work if the subject had sex

while under the spell.  At least things around the apartment are

more interesting these days.  And Ron doesn't seem to mind.