"Speak Your Mind"

....................and good afternoon, everyone. Once again this is
Carrie Khuntt bringing you another session of "Speak Your Mind"
here on WUSS-FM.  I've been your favorite host of this show
for almost two months now, and many of you have been asking
to know more about me.  Today, I'm going to tell you my life]
story, at least a short version of it.

I was born in Forest County, Wisconsin.  Talk about being
out in the boondocks, that was it.  It had a lot of trees, as
you might expect.  But not much else, and it got darn cold in
the winter.  Some days I thought it was going to freeze my
balls of.  You heard that right.  I used to have balls.  I was
born a guy.  And while I'm sure most of the men out there
listening don't think much about being a guy, I hated it.  And
I hated Wisconsin.  So after high school I set out for Los
Angeles to make it big in the movies, big enough to pay to
correct nature's mistake.

I never did make it into the movies, beyond a few bit parts that
barely paid the rent.  But some people thought I had a good voice
back then and I had several voice over jobs.  But even that was
barely enough to meet my bills, until I became associated with
a new company called TG World.  They made me a proposition
I just couldn't refuse.

They had learned about my wish to be a girl, and they in turn
were looking for someone to make a commercial for them, a
before and after commercial.  Same person, different person
sort of thing.  They offered me a free body swap in their machine
if I did that commercial.  I accepted.  I recorded the before part
of the commercial.  Then I went into their booth, from which I
came out a while later as the girl I am now.  Then I recorded the
final portion of the commercial.  Well, the commercial was a big
hit for them, brought in business.  And then I met Nick Morgan,
the General Manager of WUSS-FM, and we hit it off pretty well.
So, let's go to calls now, I see all lines are flashing now.